I'm not a cat hater, but ...

I just want to state that I am not a cat hater, but when there are cats that jump out of dustbins in the dead of night it is a tad frightening and also when they jump on your lap and you know that they have been in a dustbin it's a tad disgusting. I'm not a cat hater, but I do not trust the cats in this country. The thousands and thousands of street cats that roll around in rubbish bins and skulk around searching for food. All they'd have to do is grow opposable thumbs like in that advert and I'm pretty sure they will take over this city and possibly the world, we've all seen 'Cats & Dogs'! So I'm not a cat hater, but I wish they would all just p*** off!